Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Xiu Xiu is the Birthday Girl
Listening To: 开不了口(Tongue-Tied) - Jay Chou
Reading: The Murderers' Club - PD Martin
Mood: Happy, but in a dilemma
This afternoon, Chris was damn nervous because he was about to find out whether he was gonna be re-enrolled in ADP. It was nerve breaking as there was a lecturer talking to Mr Gunar in his room and she's was taking too much time; while Chris was on the verge of breaking down and trembling in fear, as if he just woke up from the scariest nightmare.
Finally, the lecturer left the office and immediately, Chris was summoned to the office, and ordered to close the doors. In accordance to him, his balls dropped when he was closing the doors. Pravin and I was trying to eavesdrop on the conversation. All we heard were scoldings and scoldings, amidst the blurry words, we could make up "one last chance". Yeah, Pravin and I looked at each other and smiled - knowing that Chris' appeal was successful.
Chris came out from the room and pretended to be sad, what the fuck lar, he's not gonna be successful in Hollywood. Pravin and I fucked him...you know... okie... In a nut shell, he's back, back in ADP.
After that, went to Asia Cafe to celebrate XiuXiu's birthday. It was gonna be an ordinary lunch - she didn't know there'd be a cake for her. RyanKyle decided to bring her to AC in his Honda Prelude so that she wouldn't find out anything about the cake, as Pinky, Shalin and me proceed to Secret Recipe to buy a kg of "Chocolate Indulgence". Guess what??? Half way to AC, bumped into RyanKyle's ride. Damn!!! The three of us quickly try to hide the cake using our body widths but both of the girls weren't helping much, 'cause I'm just too good(too wide), *ahem*. Ryan also made a U-turn, trying to avoid eye contact with us.
Phew... We managed to get there before XiuXiu did. We quickly prepared the cake when she went to order food, at the same time, Shalin wrote "HAPPY B'DAY XUI XUI"(she can't spell, don't blame her) on my belly. A big wide smile carved her face into half(bullshit lar) as she came back and saw the cake. It's the same old routine again - we sang Happy Birthday, cut the cake, wished her happy birthday(I showed her my belly) and ate the cake, then talked cock.
We got kinda bored and Chris dared me to stand on top of the chair and shout "HAPPY BIRTHDAY XIU XIU" while showing my belly. It's gross, so what? We loved it!!! He promised that he'd buy 4 buckets of beers if I did so. And I did it. I stood on the chair, and point to XiuXiu, and wished her a happy birthday, showing my belly to the whole AC; Pinky and Coleen witnessed this incredible act from the 2nd Floor. Each and everyone of us laughed our asses off. HAHAHAHA!!! I have all the balls in the world to do all the shits, but ain't got no balls when it comes to you-know-lar.... Damn!
Got the beers then, though 3 buckets only, it was good enough and I wanna thank Chris for fulfilling his words. I had 4 bottles, while Pravin had 5, others had 1 or 2.
I had a great day!!! =D
"Happy Birthday Xiu Xiu" - All of us
-MaDCaT-
Reading: The Murderers' Club - PD Martin
Mood: Happy, but in a dilemma
This afternoon, Chris was damn nervous because he was about to find out whether he was gonna be re-enrolled in ADP. It was nerve breaking as there was a lecturer talking to Mr Gunar in his room and she's was taking too much time; while Chris was on the verge of breaking down and trembling in fear, as if he just woke up from the scariest nightmare.
Finally, the lecturer left the office and immediately, Chris was summoned to the office, and ordered to close the doors. In accordance to him, his balls dropped when he was closing the doors. Pravin and I was trying to eavesdrop on the conversation. All we heard were scoldings and scoldings, amidst the blurry words, we could make up "one last chance". Yeah, Pravin and I looked at each other and smiled - knowing that Chris' appeal was successful.
Chris came out from the room and pretended to be sad, what the fuck lar, he's not gonna be successful in Hollywood. Pravin and I fucked him...you know... okie... In a nut shell, he's back, back in ADP.
After that, went to Asia Cafe to celebrate XiuXiu's birthday. It was gonna be an ordinary lunch - she didn't know there'd be a cake for her. RyanKyle decided to bring her to AC in his Honda Prelude so that she wouldn't find out anything about the cake, as Pinky, Shalin and me proceed to Secret Recipe to buy a kg of "Chocolate Indulgence". Guess what??? Half way to AC, bumped into RyanKyle's ride. Damn!!! The three of us quickly try to hide the cake using our body widths but both of the girls weren't helping much, 'cause I'm just too good(too wide), *ahem*. Ryan also made a U-turn, trying to avoid eye contact with us.
Phew... We managed to get there before XiuXiu did. We quickly prepared the cake when she went to order food, at the same time, Shalin wrote "HAPPY B'DAY XUI XUI"(she can't spell, don't blame her) on my belly. A big wide smile carved her face into half(bullshit lar) as she came back and saw the cake. It's the same old routine again - we sang Happy Birthday, cut the cake, wished her happy birthday(I showed her my belly) and ate the cake, then talked cock.
We got kinda bored and Chris dared me to stand on top of the chair and shout "HAPPY BIRTHDAY XIU XIU" while showing my belly. It's gross, so what? We loved it!!! He promised that he'd buy 4 buckets of beers if I did so. And I did it. I stood on the chair, and point to XiuXiu, and wished her a happy birthday, showing my belly to the whole AC; Pinky and Coleen witnessed this incredible act from the 2nd Floor. Each and everyone of us laughed our asses off. HAHAHAHA!!! I have all the balls in the world to do all the shits, but ain't got no balls when it comes to you-know-lar.... Damn!
Got the beers then, though 3 buckets only, it was good enough and I wanna thank Chris for fulfilling his words. I had 4 bottles, while Pravin had 5, others had 1 or 2.
I had a great day!!! =D
"Happy Birthday Xiu Xiu" - All of us
-MaDCaT-
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Some shithead trying to rhyme :P
I don't know why I feel this way,
when I see your body sway;
I've got something to say,
but you are walking away.
they say you're pretty,
but I think you're not at all;
and I feel very shitty,
because I have no ball.
when I see your body sway;
I've got something to say,
but you are walking away.
they say you're pretty,
but I think you're not at all;
and I feel very shitty,
because I have no ball.
Monday, August 27, 2007
T for Transformers!!! T for Twice!!!
Listening To: I'll Be - Edwin McCain
Reading: The Murderers' Club - PD Martin
Transformers!!! I had always dreamed of re-watching it and finally I could fulfill my dream today. YEAH!!!! The moviegoers are Janice, the Americans -Sean, Max, Andrew(i can't remember the name, is it Andrew??) and me. Well it's my second time watching this movie but I still can feel the excitement, they way the robots transformed just blew me away. Mikaela aka Megan Fox is still damn fucking hot, and I still wanna ride her home, I mean, give her a ride home, hahaha....
There were so many times in the movie I felt like jumping off the seat and cheer but I had to behave myself lar, as I didn't wanna give the Americans a bad impression. The movie was still great and I don't mind watching it again. Boy, was it orgasmic? Haha...
After the movie, Janice, Sean, Max and Andrew went to Hartamas for dinner(perhaps supper) while I went back to Sungai Pelek, Sepang.
I'm really tired now. Bye!!!
"war eye knee boo shh yin way knee the may" - Ryan
-MaDCaT-
Reading: The Murderers' Club - PD Martin
Transformers!!! I had always dreamed of re-watching it and finally I could fulfill my dream today. YEAH!!!! The moviegoers are Janice, the Americans -Sean, Max, Andrew(i can't remember the name, is it Andrew??) and me. Well it's my second time watching this movie but I still can feel the excitement, they way the robots transformed just blew me away. Mikaela aka Megan Fox is still damn fucking hot, and I still wanna ride her home, I mean, give her a ride home, hahaha....
There were so many times in the movie I felt like jumping off the seat and cheer but I had to behave myself lar, as I didn't wanna give the Americans a bad impression. The movie was still great and I don't mind watching it again. Boy, was it orgasmic? Haha...
After the movie, Janice, Sean, Max and Andrew went to Hartamas for dinner(perhaps supper) while I went back to Sungai Pelek, Sepang.
I'm really tired now. Bye!!!
"war eye knee boo shh yin way knee the may" - Ryan
-MaDCaT-
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Kajang Machas, Kajang Bapuk, Kajang Satay!!!!
Listening To: One Last Breath - Creed
Reading: Haven't read since Friday, :P
Mood: Good, but tired
Last night was Alex's sister, Jane's 21st birthday and a house party was held at her place, somewhere near Kajang KTM Station. Coleen, Mahmoud, Saquib, RyanKylie(Kyle lar) and me went in my baby and RyanKyle's Honda Prelude. As usual, with his Indian timing(no offense), RyanKyle came 1hr late to the rendezvous point. It really got onto our nerves, but later on we chilled 'cause he's our brother.
All the nayiwokes were already there when we reached Alex's place. The nayiwokes were Pravin, Ashwin, Alex, Clement, and Aaron. Alan and his chick, Zoey later. The dry mutton curry was fantastic and splendid; all of us ate with our bare hands except Alan, if I'm not mistaken. In my opinion, you must use your bare hands to eat when you eat Indian food, then only you can really taste the spice and herbs in the food. Now, the smell of mutton still lingers on my fingers, but I love it, 'cause mutton ain't no mutton without the smell. FUIYOH!!!
After the food, it was beer-drinking session as the opener of the night. I had 2 cans of Tiger, followed by 1 can of Heineken and Carlsberg. I love Carlsberg, but my all-time favorite is still Budweiser! Then we drank Chivas Regal. Ngek ngek... Uncle Ramesh was the bomb, although he's a grey citizen, he could really mix the drinks well and he drank a lot without getting drunk, RESPECT!!!! There's another uncle, Alex's family friend, who was really a bastard-faggot-son-of-a-bitch-cheebye-asshole, his name is Raj. Raj the bastard, tried to get Coleen's number, luckily, she was clever enough to avoid giving her number by asking for his number instead. Fuck you Raj, can you fucking pee and look upon your fuck face in the pee, you're a fucking old ass yet you wanna mess with my sister nayiwoke? What's worse was we saw him hugging Alex's sister, touching here and there, grrr!!!!!!
Back to drinking, I, being a sohai(always lar), mixed Carlsberg and Chivas together and drank it. I really loved the taste though some people find it taste like shit. I'm weird. So after I finish this deadly mixture, I got high and went for another shot of Bacardi Limon, it was fantastic, thanks to Uncle Ramesh again. Very soon, I got even higher and went out for a walk with the nayiwokes. Alcohol really enhanced my music appreciation, I started singing along with the songs playing in my phone on the street, like a mad-fella. Haha!!! Then wanting more, I hooked up my phone to my baby's stereo, oh my God, the feeling was AWESOME!!! Hahaha!!!!
Usually, most of us feel like puking when we drink too much, but I just don't feel like puking; instead, I feel like shitting. Well, looks like I'm really a shithead laden with shit. Hehe... Went to the toilet and as I shitted, I felt more and more sober. When I was done, my mind was damn clear as if I'd never drunk any alcohol. I'm really W-E-I-R-D.
*more to follow, I'm gonna watch the Formula 1 Turkish Grand Prix...
Hey people, I'm back. It's Ferrari One-Two, Felipe Massa won the Grand Prix, and 2 seconds behind was teammate - Kimi Raikkonen. Defending Champion Fernando Alonso clinched the last place of the podium.
Back to Kay-Jang(Kajang lar), so after the party, the host Alex and I went downtown to grab fags from 7-11. Guess what we saw, BAPUKS... Oh my God!!! Sorry, I'm not really into bapuks. Ah Quanhs are so not me. So as soon as I got my stuff, I sped off. On the way back, Alex told me that they provide blowjob service for 80 bucks. Damn, I'm not gonna let them blow me even if they pay me 80bucks. N-O, no!!!
Coleen, Pravin and I put up a night Alex's place, while RyanKyle stayed until 6, in accordance to Alex. Before we went to bed, we played Winning Eleven. I was rather tired and became the first among the players to fall asleep. I didn't have a nice sleep, 'cause I was sneezing like there's no tomorrow, thanks to Alex's dusty floor and mattress. Haha!!!
*It's ManUtd vs HotSpurs, will continue later, brb....
The next day, we went to have Kajang satay. Kajang satay is very different and has its unique taste and flavor(taste=flavor?), even the kuah is special. The satay was totally AWESOME. By the way, it's a satay stall operating in a chinese shop that sells hokkien mee, that contains biskuts(fried pork fat), now that's racial integrity. Malaysia Boleh!!!(Sure or not?) However, I still love the satay in my kampung as I've been eating it since that day I was able to eat satay.
After that, Pravin, Clement, Mahmoud, Coleen and I returned to Subang and picked Saquib up from his place; lunch-ed at Pelita but I didn't eat anything 'cause I've taken too many straws of satays. After that, went to Saquib's place to play Winning Eleven; he has 4 controllers so 4 our us played at the same time. It's way much tougher than playing 1-on-1, as you need an understanding and teamwork between you and your teammate. It was really FUN!!!
Oh my God, I better stop here before my readers die of boredom. I think this is the longest post ever and the time taken is 4 and a half hours. Of course, I was doing something else at the same time I was blogging. Hehe...
"Don't push it, bro" - PravinNayiwoke
-MaDCaT-
Reading: Haven't read since Friday, :P
Mood: Good, but tired
Last night was Alex's sister, Jane's 21st birthday and a house party was held at her place, somewhere near Kajang KTM Station. Coleen, Mahmoud, Saquib, RyanKylie(Kyle lar) and me went in my baby and RyanKyle's Honda Prelude. As usual, with his Indian timing(no offense), RyanKyle came 1hr late to the rendezvous point. It really got onto our nerves, but later on we chilled 'cause he's our brother.
All the nayiwokes were already there when we reached Alex's place. The nayiwokes were Pravin, Ashwin, Alex, Clement, and Aaron. Alan and his chick, Zoey later. The dry mutton curry was fantastic and splendid; all of us ate with our bare hands except Alan, if I'm not mistaken. In my opinion, you must use your bare hands to eat when you eat Indian food, then only you can really taste the spice and herbs in the food. Now, the smell of mutton still lingers on my fingers, but I love it, 'cause mutton ain't no mutton without the smell. FUIYOH!!!
After the food, it was beer-drinking session as the opener of the night. I had 2 cans of Tiger, followed by 1 can of Heineken and Carlsberg. I love Carlsberg, but my all-time favorite is still Budweiser! Then we drank Chivas Regal. Ngek ngek... Uncle Ramesh was the bomb, although he's a grey citizen, he could really mix the drinks well and he drank a lot without getting drunk, RESPECT!!!! There's another uncle, Alex's family friend, who was really a bastard-faggot-son-of-a-bitch-cheebye-asshole, his name is Raj. Raj the bastard, tried to get Coleen's number, luckily, she was clever enough to avoid giving her number by asking for his number instead. Fuck you Raj, can you fucking pee and look upon your fuck face in the pee, you're a fucking old ass yet you wanna mess with my sister nayiwoke? What's worse was we saw him hugging Alex's sister, touching here and there, grrr!!!!!!
Back to drinking, I, being a sohai(always lar), mixed Carlsberg and Chivas together and drank it. I really loved the taste though some people find it taste like shit. I'm weird. So after I finish this deadly mixture, I got high and went for another shot of Bacardi Limon, it was fantastic, thanks to Uncle Ramesh again. Very soon, I got even higher and went out for a walk with the nayiwokes. Alcohol really enhanced my music appreciation, I started singing along with the songs playing in my phone on the street, like a mad-fella. Haha!!! Then wanting more, I hooked up my phone to my baby's stereo, oh my God, the feeling was AWESOME!!! Hahaha!!!!
Usually, most of us feel like puking when we drink too much, but I just don't feel like puking; instead, I feel like shitting. Well, looks like I'm really a shithead laden with shit. Hehe... Went to the toilet and as I shitted, I felt more and more sober. When I was done, my mind was damn clear as if I'd never drunk any alcohol. I'm really W-E-I-R-D.
*more to follow, I'm gonna watch the Formula 1 Turkish Grand Prix...
Hey people, I'm back. It's Ferrari One-Two, Felipe Massa won the Grand Prix, and 2 seconds behind was teammate - Kimi Raikkonen. Defending Champion Fernando Alonso clinched the last place of the podium.
Back to Kay-Jang(Kajang lar), so after the party, the host Alex and I went downtown to grab fags from 7-11. Guess what we saw, BAPUKS... Oh my God!!! Sorry, I'm not really into bapuks. Ah Quanhs are so not me. So as soon as I got my stuff, I sped off. On the way back, Alex told me that they provide blowjob service for 80 bucks. Damn, I'm not gonna let them blow me even if they pay me 80bucks. N-O, no!!!
Coleen, Pravin and I put up a night Alex's place, while RyanKyle stayed until 6, in accordance to Alex. Before we went to bed, we played Winning Eleven. I was rather tired and became the first among the players to fall asleep. I didn't have a nice sleep, 'cause I was sneezing like there's no tomorrow, thanks to Alex's dusty floor and mattress. Haha!!!
*It's ManUtd vs HotSpurs, will continue later, brb....
The next day, we went to have Kajang satay. Kajang satay is very different and has its unique taste and flavor(taste=flavor?), even the kuah is special. The satay was totally AWESOME. By the way, it's a satay stall operating in a chinese shop that sells hokkien mee, that contains biskuts(fried pork fat), now that's racial integrity. Malaysia Boleh!!!(Sure or not?) However, I still love the satay in my kampung as I've been eating it since that day I was able to eat satay.
After that, Pravin, Clement, Mahmoud, Coleen and I returned to Subang and picked Saquib up from his place; lunch-ed at Pelita but I didn't eat anything 'cause I've taken too many straws of satays. After that, went to Saquib's place to play Winning Eleven; he has 4 controllers so 4 our us played at the same time. It's way much tougher than playing 1-on-1, as you need an understanding and teamwork between you and your teammate. It was really FUN!!!
Oh my God, I better stop here before my readers die of boredom. I think this is the longest post ever and the time taken is 4 and a half hours. Of course, I was doing something else at the same time I was blogging. Hehe...
"Don't push it, bro" - PravinNayiwoke
-MaDCaT-
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Dus Bahane Karke Legaye Dil
Listening To: Over You - Chris Daughtry
Reading: The Murderers' Club - PD Martin
Mood: Alright, but missing someone(s). :P
Are things really too late? Chris has been through a lot of personal problems, that fucked up his studies, and now he has set his mind to studying properly, attaining an engineering degree through ADP, although he was terminated by Taylor's University College(TUC). However, the committee members of the TUC rejected his appeal. Why things can go smooth sailing? Damn, now he has to write a letter to the College Registrar to make a final appeal. If it doesn't work, he's gonna go insane. I really hope that he'll be re-accepted by TUC, because I've never seen him so sad and down until Mr Gunar passed him the bad news. Obviously, he was holding back his tears. Shit always happens, damn!!! May the Force be with him.
It's another ordinary Friday night, it ain't boring 'cause I was with Mahmoud, Coleen, and Saquib(i think this is the correct spelling, not Sakib), Chris joined us later on. Had our dinner in Pan Bakery, the nasi lemak rendang beef was so-so and it was kinda pricey for the scarce amount of beef they gave me. Definitely, not going back there.
Oh yeah, I also helped Saquib to move in to his new room in SS15. The funny thing was that he couldn't even recognize which house was his and all of us ended up walking 60 meters from my car to his house; we could have just parked in front of the right house.*speechless* Hahaha!!! Coleen volunteered to sweep the room while the guys chilled there only, damn bad right? :P
By the way, I got to know a chun, kick-ass, Hindi song, courtesy of Coleen. It's called Dus Bahane. Dus Bahane literally means "10 excuses" but it's an idiom, conveying the idea of "many pretexts".(igoogle.com) The chorus goes like this - Dus Bahane Karke Legaye Dil, which means "my heart was stolen on a lot of pretexts".(http://www.bollywhat-forum.com) Hearts are always stolen, aren't they, the Americans have Stolen by Dashboard Confessional, while the Indians have Dus Bahane. Chun lar!!! Haha!!! Laugh lar...
"We were merely freshmen" - Verve Pipe
-MaDCaT-
Reading: The Murderers' Club - PD Martin
Mood: Alright, but missing someone(s). :P
Are things really too late? Chris has been through a lot of personal problems, that fucked up his studies, and now he has set his mind to studying properly, attaining an engineering degree through ADP, although he was terminated by Taylor's University College(TUC). However, the committee members of the TUC rejected his appeal. Why things can go smooth sailing? Damn, now he has to write a letter to the College Registrar to make a final appeal. If it doesn't work, he's gonna go insane. I really hope that he'll be re-accepted by TUC, because I've never seen him so sad and down until Mr Gunar passed him the bad news. Obviously, he was holding back his tears. Shit always happens, damn!!! May the Force be with him.
It's another ordinary Friday night, it ain't boring 'cause I was with Mahmoud, Coleen, and Saquib(i think this is the correct spelling, not Sakib), Chris joined us later on. Had our dinner in Pan Bakery, the nasi lemak rendang beef was so-so and it was kinda pricey for the scarce amount of beef they gave me. Definitely, not going back there.
Oh yeah, I also helped Saquib to move in to his new room in SS15. The funny thing was that he couldn't even recognize which house was his and all of us ended up walking 60 meters from my car to his house; we could have just parked in front of the right house.*speechless* Hahaha!!! Coleen volunteered to sweep the room while the guys chilled there only, damn bad right? :P
By the way, I got to know a chun, kick-ass, Hindi song, courtesy of Coleen. It's called Dus Bahane. Dus Bahane literally means "10 excuses" but it's an idiom, conveying the idea of "many pretexts".(igoogle.com) The chorus goes like this - Dus Bahane Karke Legaye Dil, which means "my heart was stolen on a lot of pretexts".(http://www.bollywhat-forum.com) Hearts are always stolen, aren't they, the Americans have Stolen by Dashboard Confessional, while the Indians have Dus Bahane. Chun lar!!! Haha!!! Laugh lar...
"We were merely freshmen" - Verve Pipe
-MaDCaT-
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Brother from Another Mother
Listening To: One Last Breath - Creed
Reading: The Murderers' Club - PD Martin
Imagine you're eating there, not expecting anyone to join the table, then suddenly one guy that you miss dearly show up in front of you, how would you feel? Chris, who was back in Butterworth, suddenly showed up in Foh Foh Restaurant (previously Seaview Restaurant), when I was having lunch with the bunch of Nayiwokes. I was like what the fuck, oh my God, speechless. ChrisNayiwoke is back and gonna join the Fall 07 semester, after all the castles of "going to Germany" that were built by him. Yay!!!!
We chilled at Subang Square, played Winning Eleven, and talked cock. Most of us were still in awe, not believing that ChrisNayiwoke is back. Haha.
ChrisNayiwoke, Colleen, MahmoudSomalian, Sakib(something like that), SufiSabahan, and me went for Rush Hour 3 in MidValley. It was really entertaining and fucking funny. Thanks to Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan. The wrinkles on Jackie's Chan face are something you won't miss unless you're blind; you really have to pay tons of respect to him, as he's 53(wikipedia) but his agility is way beyond many of the youngsters' reach. Chris Tucker was really damn funny, without him, Rush Hour 3 would not be this good. I really love his line - "(Pointing at Inspector Lee aka Jackie Chan)He's my brother from another mother." Consequently, Mahmoud and I would be Detective Carter and Inspector Lee and both of us agree. I'm gonna be his brother from another mother. Haha!!!
Then went for a drink in Sri Petaling before we went home. It was really an exciting day but it ended in despair and hatred. My dad fucked me for coming home late, though I sms-ed him telling that I'll observe the curfew. He said that I'm like a small kid and don't fucking know the tacit agreement in a father-and-son relationship. We're both agreed that my curfew was gonna be 1am, but he still fucked me and his point was that classes have already started. Dumb right? And he added that I don't fucking know the importance of English and don't fucking read, like reading is a such a difficult thing to do. Yeah I don't really like to read but heck, can't you fucking see I'm reading such a great book now, you idiotic Bitch? Fucking pissed now, I'm trying so hard to please him in order to mend our relationship but he just can't fucking see my endeavor. Fuck, how I wish I can transfer to the US as soon as possible.
Yeah, speaking 'bout the book that I'm currently indulging in, it's titled The Murderers' Club, by PD Martin; I don't think PD stands for Port Dickson in this context. Thanks to MissOrangeDepp for recommending me this fucking awesome crime thriller. FUIYOH!!!! Haha!!
"Dad, you're still gonna be my father until I'm financially independent, I hate you, fucking hate you, this is not fixable. I'm not gonna feel sad whenever I see any loving father-and-son scene on screen; anger is all I have, and gonna have whenever I think of you! " - Ryan
-MaDCaT-
Reading: The Murderers' Club - PD Martin
Imagine you're eating there, not expecting anyone to join the table, then suddenly one guy that you miss dearly show up in front of you, how would you feel? Chris, who was back in Butterworth, suddenly showed up in Foh Foh Restaurant (previously Seaview Restaurant), when I was having lunch with the bunch of Nayiwokes. I was like what the fuck, oh my God, speechless. ChrisNayiwoke is back and gonna join the Fall 07 semester, after all the castles of "going to Germany" that were built by him. Yay!!!!
We chilled at Subang Square, played Winning Eleven, and talked cock. Most of us were still in awe, not believing that ChrisNayiwoke is back. Haha.
ChrisNayiwoke, Colleen, MahmoudSomalian, Sakib(something like that), SufiSabahan, and me went for Rush Hour 3 in MidValley. It was really entertaining and fucking funny. Thanks to Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan. The wrinkles on Jackie's Chan face are something you won't miss unless you're blind; you really have to pay tons of respect to him, as he's 53(wikipedia) but his agility is way beyond many of the youngsters' reach. Chris Tucker was really damn funny, without him, Rush Hour 3 would not be this good. I really love his line - "(Pointing at Inspector Lee aka Jackie Chan)He's my brother from another mother." Consequently, Mahmoud and I would be Detective Carter and Inspector Lee and both of us agree. I'm gonna be his brother from another mother. Haha!!!
Then went for a drink in Sri Petaling before we went home. It was really an exciting day but it ended in despair and hatred. My dad fucked me for coming home late, though I sms-ed him telling that I'll observe the curfew. He said that I'm like a small kid and don't fucking know the tacit agreement in a father-and-son relationship. We're both agreed that my curfew was gonna be 1am, but he still fucked me and his point was that classes have already started. Dumb right? And he added that I don't fucking know the importance of English and don't fucking read, like reading is a such a difficult thing to do. Yeah I don't really like to read but heck, can't you fucking see I'm reading such a great book now, you idiotic Bitch? Fucking pissed now, I'm trying so hard to please him in order to mend our relationship but he just can't fucking see my endeavor. Fuck, how I wish I can transfer to the US as soon as possible.
Yeah, speaking 'bout the book that I'm currently indulging in, it's titled The Murderers' Club, by PD Martin; I don't think PD stands for Port Dickson in this context. Thanks to MissOrangeDepp for recommending me this fucking awesome crime thriller. FUIYOH!!!! Haha!!
"Dad, you're still gonna be my father until I'm financially independent, I hate you, fucking hate you, this is not fixable. I'm not gonna feel sad whenever I see any loving father-and-son scene on screen; anger is all I have, and gonna have whenever I think of you! " - Ryan
-MaDCaT-
Monday, August 20, 2007
Nayiwoke!!!
Listening To: I Don't Love You - My Chemical Romance
Today's the orientation day for the freshies while a chilling day for the old birds. Met up with my buddies and finally got the chance to say Nayiwoke!!! Well, I have BMX withdrawal symptoms. Let me explain, B=Bee, MX=Mei Xin, easy right? Haha!!! The hyena laughter is missing in action, even Colleen, misses Mei Xin a lot, 'cause just now she thought she saw Mei Xin when she saw a short girl. Haha!!
Finally, I can talk cock with my buddies, I feel so much better now. Do you know how much I miss them especially when I have no one to talk cock with? It's something like constipation, only the difference is that this shit comes out from the mouth, not from the "black hole".
The climax of the day was the singing session in Anfield. Oh my God, that was really fun, ADP Musical? Anyone? Hahaha. Can I be the male lead singer? Who will be my female lead singer and my chick in the musical? Sony Ericsson K700 Cybershot phone is really damn chun, the speakers are damn loud! Oh my god, XiuXiu and Colleen can sing pretty well and my voice sucks to the max, I need a voice-dub(err, is that the correct term?) for my character in ADP Musical.
Enough of bullshitting, I'm very tired now, 'cause my mouth has burnt a lot of energy today.
"Nayi purichi suthele woke" - Pravin
-MaDCaT-
Today's the orientation day for the freshies while a chilling day for the old birds. Met up with my buddies and finally got the chance to say Nayiwoke!!! Well, I have BMX withdrawal symptoms. Let me explain, B=Bee, MX=Mei Xin, easy right? Haha!!! The hyena laughter is missing in action, even Colleen, misses Mei Xin a lot, 'cause just now she thought she saw Mei Xin when she saw a short girl. Haha!!
Finally, I can talk cock with my buddies, I feel so much better now. Do you know how much I miss them especially when I have no one to talk cock with? It's something like constipation, only the difference is that this shit comes out from the mouth, not from the "black hole".
The climax of the day was the singing session in Anfield. Oh my God, that was really fun, ADP Musical? Anyone? Hahaha. Can I be the male lead singer? Who will be my female lead singer and my chick in the musical? Sony Ericsson K700 Cybershot phone is really damn chun, the speakers are damn loud! Oh my god, XiuXiu and Colleen can sing pretty well and my voice sucks to the max, I need a voice-dub(err, is that the correct term?) for my character in ADP Musical.
Enough of bullshitting, I'm very tired now, 'cause my mouth has burnt a lot of energy today.
"Nayi purichi suthele woke" - Pravin
-MaDCaT-
Where's my Pantene Smooth and Silky?
Listening To: Stolen - Dashboard Confessional
Just after 1 week away from Sri Petaling, Mum has finished my Pantene Smooth and Silky. Damn, had to resort to using Head & Shoulders, and I just destroyed my hair. I'm gonna get a new Pantene when I return to KL on Wednesday. Grr...
I'm gonna have a proper post later. Promise. I can feel the acid corroding my stomach walls, bullshit lar, not that bad, I'm just freaking hungry and when I'm hungry, I can do nothing.
"TMnut is run by a bunch of monkey." - Ryan
-MaDCaT-
Just after 1 week away from Sri Petaling, Mum has finished my Pantene Smooth and Silky. Damn, had to resort to using Head & Shoulders, and I just destroyed my hair. I'm gonna get a new Pantene when I return to KL on Wednesday. Grr...
I'm gonna have a proper post later. Promise. I can feel the acid corroding my stomach walls, bullshit lar, not that bad, I'm just freaking hungry and when I'm hungry, I can do nothing.
"TMnut is run by a bunch of monkey." - Ryan
-MaDCaT-
It's over
Listening to: Freshman - Verve Pipe
Reading: Postmortem of the Manchester Derby
The break has ended, and Tuesday will be the first day of college. I can't wait to see my buddies and I miss them heaps and just can't wait to talk cock with them. Seriously, I'm really deprived of cock-talking now. I shall unleash it when I see them, yeah!!!
has been excited about the Americans, hoping to meet hot guys among them. Apparently, Ms I heard that there will be students from the States in the Fall '07 semester. PinkyTheBrainzSharifah also stated that this number of fresh-asses is kinda unusually big for a Fall intake, and there are MARA students as well. Are they spies sent by the useless government to scrutinize our every move and teaching, after the Negarakuku incident? I really hope these MARA people are not professional students(you know what I'm saying).
The Manchester derby that kicked off at 2030hrs, Malaysian time, also marked an end to the break. It's the third and last Manchester United game of the break. Man Utd lost though, to its city rival, despite stunning performance by Owen Hargreaves. The sheer bad luck of the Red Devils and poor refereeing to be blamed for the loss. Kasper Schmeichel, whose father is the living legend-Peter Schmeichel that helped the Red Devils win the TREBLE in 1999, performed well and kept a clean sheet for the third consecutive game. Besides, credit has to be given to City's defensive anchorman, Micah Richards.
However, Man Utd fans shall not lose faith in the Red Devils, as they always start slow and a true champion always fights to the end and comes from behind. I see a great depth of talents and potentials in the Red Devils. They have to pull themselves up and shall not dwell on the disappointing start of the season; or else they'll get kick out of the EPL title race. Luckily, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal drew today, so the Red Devils should not be written off as a contender in the title chase.
" Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play I cut so much you thought I was a DJ" - Snoop Dogg
-MaDCaT-
Reading: Postmortem of the Manchester Derby
The break has ended, and Tuesday will be the first day of college. I can't wait to see my buddies and I miss them heaps and just can't wait to talk cock with them. Seriously, I'm really deprived of cock-talking now. I shall unleash it when I see them, yeah!!!
has been excited about the Americans, hoping to meet hot guys among them. Apparently, Ms I heard that there will be students from the States in the Fall '07 semester. PinkyTheBrainzSharifah also stated that this number of fresh-asses is kinda unusually big for a Fall intake, and there are MARA students as well. Are they spies sent by the useless government to scrutinize our every move and teaching, after the Negarakuku incident? I really hope these MARA people are not professional students(you know what I'm saying).
The Manchester derby that kicked off at 2030hrs, Malaysian time, also marked an end to the break. It's the third and last Manchester United game of the break. Man Utd lost though, to its city rival, despite stunning performance by Owen Hargreaves. The sheer bad luck of the Red Devils and poor refereeing to be blamed for the loss. Kasper Schmeichel, whose father is the living legend-Peter Schmeichel that helped the Red Devils win the TREBLE in 1999, performed well and kept a clean sheet for the third consecutive game. Besides, credit has to be given to City's defensive anchorman, Micah Richards.
However, Man Utd fans shall not lose faith in the Red Devils, as they always start slow and a true champion always fights to the end and comes from behind. I see a great depth of talents and potentials in the Red Devils. They have to pull themselves up and shall not dwell on the disappointing start of the season; or else they'll get kick out of the EPL title race. Luckily, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal drew today, so the Red Devils should not be written off as a contender in the title chase.
" Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play I cut so much you thought I was a DJ" - Snoop Dogg
-MaDCaT-
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Coffee without Milk and Sugar
Listening To: Secrets that Can't be Told - Jay Chou
Waiting For: High School Musical 2
My pathetic (what missorangedepp said) 2-week break is verging to an end. Let's have a recap on what I did during this two weeks.
As the Greatest Dad wished, I've finished reading a book on last Monday, finally. Yippie!!! It's titled The Five People You Meet in Heaven ,by Mitch Albom. It was really a good book and I cannot deny the fact that I pretty much enjoyed reading it; but this is not a substitution to computer games. I love computer games, no doubt about it.
That's the only productive thing that I've done I think. Let's move on to unproductive activities. Yes, I've gained some weight during the break, as all did was eating, gaming, tv-ing, sleeping, gaming again, tv-ing, and what not, eating again!!! I love everything spicy, but my all time favorite is SAMBAL PETAI with PORK!!!! Pork rocks man!!!
Oh my god, nothing much I've done for the past two weeks. I feel so empty. Am I supposed to feel guilty...hmmm....
It's a break, man!!! Who gives a fuck? It's good to breakaway from the boring routine of life, isn't it. I love what I was doing during the break, so fuck off if you wanna put me down, by telling me nonsense of productivity.
By the way, I'm also learning to drink coffee without milk and sugar. Don't ask me why, 'cause I ain't got no idea as well. I'm changing, getting weirder and weirder, I think I'm a freak now. SCREAM!!!! One of the reason that make me think so is my dream.
*viewer discretion advised*
I've been killing people in my dreams. They are so vivid, I can remember using the katana that Hiro Nakamura uses in Heroes to chop off the heads. As a matter of fact, it was a racial massacre, guess what race I was bringing to extinction? A man's meat is another man's poison, those dreams may freak you out, but I'm feeling neither guilty nor terrified; in fact, I was enjoying myself, you call them nightmares? Muahahaha!!! Aren't you gonna scream any second from now???
Then I went on to tell miss-indispensable about the "nightmares", she googled it and found out that the angst in my heart caused all those dreams. Personally, I think we, as human beings, are animals as well. Homo sapiens sapiens, a species in the animal kingdom, like any other specie, is built for the kill and possesses a destructive mind. My animal instinct has been damn strong and I'm loving it. Am I freaking you out again? We are born to kill in order to live in this world where only the fittest survives. Ain't I correct? Think about it.
"Negarakuku" - Wee Meng Chee
-MaDCaT-
Waiting For: High School Musical 2
My pathetic (what missorangedepp said) 2-week break is verging to an end. Let's have a recap on what I did during this two weeks.
As the Greatest Dad wished, I've finished reading a book on last Monday, finally. Yippie!!! It's titled The Five People You Meet in Heaven ,by Mitch Albom. It was really a good book and I cannot deny the fact that I pretty much enjoyed reading it; but this is not a substitution to computer games. I love computer games, no doubt about it.
That's the only productive thing that I've done I think. Let's move on to unproductive activities. Yes, I've gained some weight during the break, as all did was eating, gaming, tv-ing, sleeping, gaming again, tv-ing, and what not, eating again!!! I love everything spicy, but my all time favorite is SAMBAL PETAI with PORK!!!! Pork rocks man!!!
Oh my god, nothing much I've done for the past two weeks. I feel so empty. Am I supposed to feel guilty...hmmm....
It's a break, man!!! Who gives a fuck? It's good to breakaway from the boring routine of life, isn't it. I love what I was doing during the break, so fuck off if you wanna put me down, by telling me nonsense of productivity.
By the way, I'm also learning to drink coffee without milk and sugar. Don't ask me why, 'cause I ain't got no idea as well. I'm changing, getting weirder and weirder, I think I'm a freak now. SCREAM!!!! One of the reason that make me think so is my dream.
*viewer discretion advised*
I've been killing people in my dreams. They are so vivid, I can remember using the katana that Hiro Nakamura uses in Heroes to chop off the heads. As a matter of fact, it was a racial massacre, guess what race I was bringing to extinction? A man's meat is another man's poison, those dreams may freak you out, but I'm feeling neither guilty nor terrified; in fact, I was enjoying myself, you call them nightmares? Muahahaha!!! Aren't you gonna scream any second from now???
Then I went on to tell miss-indispensable about the "nightmares", she googled it and found out that the angst in my heart caused all those dreams. Personally, I think we, as human beings, are animals as well. Homo sapiens sapiens, a species in the animal kingdom, like any other specie, is built for the kill and possesses a destructive mind. My animal instinct has been damn strong and I'm loving it. Am I freaking you out again? We are born to kill in order to live in this world where only the fittest survives. Ain't I correct? Think about it.
"Negarakuku" - Wee Meng Chee
-MaDCaT-
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Hey Thanks, Thanks for that Summer
Listening To: Age Six Racer - Dashboard Confessional
Reading: The Five People You Meet in Heaven - Mitch Albom
Oh my God, time really ticks away really fast when you're oblivious to it. The day, the day when MeiXin and BeeLian are leaving to the US is today. MeiXin's transferring to University of San Francisco, that has shit personnel handling the documents; while BeeLian's destination is Purdue University - West Lafayette. (It's in Indiana, in case you don't know, check out Google Earth or Map, if you still don't fucking know where it is.)
It's been almost a year since I first got to know them last fall, thanks to our LAN project that was the best amatuer movie of the year (self-proclaimed lar), and thanks to Yugi who brought you to our group. I've never thought that it's gonna ever bring us so close, but shits happen you know, I mean good things happen in life. We've been through Fall, Langkawi (Bee's in the US), Winter and Summer together, like what miss-indispensable said, through thick and thin.
I'm gonna miss them heaps, the trio goes down to one. However, I'm not really sad now, 'cause my mind keeps telling me that they'll be even better over there as Malaysia sucks!!! (Happy 50th Merdeka) And I'm pretty sure that the US can offer much better education to them compared to Malaysia. (Malaysia Boleh, serious?) "All endings are also beginnings ," claimed Mitch Albom. Well, I hope they are not considered anorexic over there in the US, as you know, bloody Americans are like what, if not fatter, as fat as me, just go and watch SUPERSIZE Me!
They are one of those who led me away from my emo stage and helped me to move on; every advice they gave me, every lessons they taught me, I'll always remember. For example, they taught me how to see beyond the boobies-it's the personality that shines the brightest and the most glaring. An advice well given, and well learned perhaps.
MeiXin's trademark hyena-laugh is what I'm gonna miss whenever I start a joke or doing something sohai. Nobody's gonna smack my boobies or play shoot-me-in-my-head-and-i'm-supposed-to-die game with me. I'll never forget that BeeLian taught Waynn to whack my boobs when I was unaware. Nobody's gonna layan my jokes in Mr Leong's class anymore. With a slow handwriting pace, I always couldn't write down my notes in time and they were always there to lend me their notes. When I'm bored, I can't go to BU anymore, because no one will be there.
Fuck, I better stop here before I get teary. Ahem.
May the Force be with you, MeiXin and BeeLian.
"Friends come and go, but friendship stays." - Ryan
-MaDCaT-
P/S: The fonts are fine when I'm editing but it turns out to be shit, blame Blogger, Thank you.
Reading: The Five People You Meet in Heaven - Mitch Albom
Oh my God, time really ticks away really fast when you're oblivious to it. The day, the day when MeiXin and BeeLian are leaving to the US is today. MeiXin's transferring to University of San Francisco, that has shit personnel handling the documents; while BeeLian's destination is Purdue University - West Lafayette. (It's in Indiana, in case you don't know, check out Google Earth or Map, if you still don't fucking know where it is.)
It's been almost a year since I first got to know them last fall, thanks to our LAN project that was the best amatuer movie of the year (self-proclaimed lar), and thanks to Yugi who brought you to our group. I've never thought that it's gonna ever bring us so close, but shits happen you know, I mean good things happen in life. We've been through Fall, Langkawi (Bee's in the US), Winter and Summer together, like what miss-indispensable said, through thick and thin.
I'm gonna miss them heaps, the trio goes down to one. However, I'm not really sad now, 'cause my mind keeps telling me that they'll be even better over there as Malaysia sucks!!! (Happy 50th Merdeka) And I'm pretty sure that the US can offer much better education to them compared to Malaysia. (Malaysia Boleh, serious?) "All endings are also beginnings ," claimed Mitch Albom. Well, I hope they are not considered anorexic over there in the US, as you know, bloody Americans are like what, if not fatter, as fat as me, just go and watch SUPERSIZE Me!
They are one of those who led me away from my emo stage and helped me to move on; every advice they gave me, every lessons they taught me, I'll always remember. For example, they taught me how to see beyond the boobies-it's the personality that shines the brightest and the most glaring. An advice well given, and well learned perhaps.
MeiXin's trademark hyena-laugh is what I'm gonna miss whenever I start a joke or doing something sohai. Nobody's gonna smack my boobies or play shoot-me-in-my-head-and-i'm-supposed-to-die game with me. I'll never forget that BeeLian taught Waynn to whack my boobs when I was unaware. Nobody's gonna layan my jokes in Mr Leong's class anymore. With a slow handwriting pace, I always couldn't write down my notes in time and they were always there to lend me their notes. When I'm bored, I can't go to BU anymore, because no one will be there.
Fuck, I better stop here before I get teary. Ahem.
May the Force be with you, MeiXin and BeeLian.
"Friends come and go, but friendship stays." - Ryan
-MaDCaT-
P/S: The fonts are fine when I'm editing but it turns out to be shit, blame Blogger, Thank you.
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
GREATEST DAD!!!!
Time flies, indeed. Without any notice, the month of August arrived and put an end to the summer semester, and also BeeLian's and MeiXin's last semester in ADP. They are leaving on the 11th of August.
I'm having a break right now before the Fall semester begins. However, it's not really a break for me, many thanks to the GREATEST DAD in the whole universe. Before the break even started, I was given so many tasks to complete and I had no room for myself. Fuck!!!!! So the GREAT wanted me to teach my sister during this short break. He can never understand the fact that I may be better than her but not a good teacher. Alright, I really don't mind helping her but it's still fucking early now as SPM only comes in, like October or November? Fine!!!
The GREAT called, FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That GREAT cheebye said that I'm not allowed to go to KL on wednesday, that is tomorrow. And The GREAT sees no reason spending so many days with my friends, fucking pissed I am now, fuck can't you see, I'm so pissed until the extent that I begin to start backward talking. FUCK don't ask me to read please, you're the GREATEST DAD in the whole fucking universe and you should fucking know I don't fucking like to read. Your Majesty.
This break is just YOU, always YOU. Fuck my plans, fuck whatever I wanted to do, fuck spending time with my buddies, fuck everything, fuck the world and most importantly, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope Your Majesty will somehow find out your fucked-up-son's blog, and read it. After reading it, YOU can't eat 'cause YOU'll think about it, and YOU can't sleep 'cause YOU'll dream about it. I hope you are so mad that cardiac arrest is not so far off, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU!!!! How much YOU've spent on me, and how much I've spent, since that day I became a fetus; I'll pay YOU back, with interest, and make sure you don't lose anything, then I'm gonna fucking drown YOU with my stacks of dollars, when I earn my own fucking money!!!!
"Hatred has filled the void of love, there ain't no love; love doesn't bring peace, war does" - Ryan
-MaDCaT-
I'm having a break right now before the Fall semester begins. However, it's not really a break for me, many thanks to the GREATEST DAD in the whole universe. Before the break even started, I was given so many tasks to complete and I had no room for myself. Fuck!!!!! So the GREAT wanted me to teach my sister during this short break. He can never understand the fact that I may be better than her but not a good teacher. Alright, I really don't mind helping her but it's still fucking early now as SPM only comes in, like October or November? Fine!!!
The GREAT called, FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That GREAT cheebye said that I'm not allowed to go to KL on wednesday, that is tomorrow. And The GREAT sees no reason spending so many days with my friends, fucking pissed I am now, fuck can't you see, I'm so pissed until the extent that I begin to start backward talking. FUCK don't ask me to read please, you're the GREATEST DAD in the whole fucking universe and you should fucking know I don't fucking like to read. Your Majesty.
This break is just YOU, always YOU. Fuck my plans, fuck whatever I wanted to do, fuck spending time with my buddies, fuck everything, fuck the world and most importantly, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope Your Majesty will somehow find out your fucked-up-son's blog, and read it. After reading it, YOU can't eat 'cause YOU'll think about it, and YOU can't sleep 'cause YOU'll dream about it. I hope you are so mad that cardiac arrest is not so far off, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU!!!! How much YOU've spent on me, and how much I've spent, since that day I became a fetus; I'll pay YOU back, with interest, and make sure you don't lose anything, then I'm gonna fucking drown YOU with my stacks of dollars, when I earn my own fucking money!!!!
"Hatred has filled the void of love, there ain't no love; love doesn't bring peace, war does" - Ryan
-MaDCaT-
Monday, August 06, 2007
Ryan Giggs!!!!
It was love at first sight, he's still damn young; his curly hair brushing through the air, he sped up and down the flanks at blazing pace, dummying defenders with his wizardry, providing immaculate crossings with his magical left foot, that's how I got to know him. All hail!!!!! the Welsh Wizard, Ryan Giggs!!!!!!! He scored at his 17th Wembley appearance last night and it was another piece of magnificent play by the Red Devils, in which Patrice Evra was greatly involved.
It was Giggsy who introduced me to Manchester United, I wouldn't have fallen in love with Manchester United without him; he has also played a pivotal role in the squad. Not only he has provided pace and fluidity to the game, but also the priceless experience he has gained throughout his career.
Like what the fans chant, "Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Running down the wing, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Can do anything, Feared by the Blues, Loved by the Reds, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs". He was so hazardous to the Blues last night, creating chances after chances, so close to converting one of them. He literally can do anything except scoring with his cacat right foot lar...hahaha...
"Giggs, Giggs will tear you apart, again" - Red Devils
-MaDCaT-
It was Giggsy who introduced me to Manchester United, I wouldn't have fallen in love with Manchester United without him; he has also played a pivotal role in the squad. Not only he has provided pace and fluidity to the game, but also the priceless experience he has gained throughout his career.
Like what the fans chant, "Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Running down the wing, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Can do anything, Feared by the Blues, Loved by the Reds, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs". He was so hazardous to the Blues last night, creating chances after chances, so close to converting one of them. He literally can do anything except scoring with his cacat right foot lar...hahaha...
"Giggs, Giggs will tear you apart, again" - Red Devils
-MaDCaT-
Thursday, August 02, 2007
Multiple Screaming Orgasms!!!!!!
Finals are finally over, bitch, that's why I finally have this new post, actually, bullshit lar, I was scolded by miss-indispensable and missorangedepp for not blogging since god knows when. And I guess that's the prelude to my multiple screaming orgasms.
I've finally watched Transformers, yeah right. It's Transformers!!! Went to Cineleisure with MeiXinHottestMum, PinkyTheBrainz, ChrisNayiWoKe, PravinNayiWoke, Sufi, Diana, Diane, Jacob, Coleen, and Pinky's friends that I can't remember the names now. Sorry...
I tell you, Transformers is the bitch, man. Don't be more outdated than me, those haven't watch it, fucking watch it ASAP!!! That's the best movie I've watched in my life, as it overtook my all time favorite Air Force One. This bitch has given me multiple SCREAMING orgasms and now I'm still high on it.
My SCREAMING orgasms:
If you find this post too vulgar to your liking, whatever lar, I seriously have to use "fucking" to emphasize my words, that's the superlative form of mine. Bear with it or fuck off.
"Mikaela is my dream girl!!!!" - Ryan
-MaDCaT-
I've finally watched Transformers, yeah right. It's Transformers!!! Went to Cineleisure with MeiXinHottestMum, PinkyTheBrainz, ChrisNayiWoKe, PravinNayiWoke, Sufi, Diana, Diane, Jacob, Coleen, and Pinky's friends that I can't remember the names now. Sorry...
I tell you, Transformers is the bitch, man. Don't be more outdated than me, those haven't watch it, fucking watch it ASAP!!! That's the best movie I've watched in my life, as it overtook my all time favorite Air Force One. This bitch has given me multiple SCREAMING orgasms and now I'm still high on it.
My SCREAMING orgasms:
- Fucking nice cars in Transformers, like the 2006 Camaro Concept, Saleen S281 Mustang and Hummer H2.
- Fucking awesome graphics. The robots are so fucking realistic, Optimus Prime is damn chun in his robotic form.
- Megan Fox. She's hot, pretty, and boobylicious, and her body is perfect. I heard that her boobs are saggy and she has pimples on her face. Don't worry, all can be fixed. Pimples are natural and part of the beauty, most importantly, this problem can be fixed.
- Emo scenes, "awwwww" scenes, "boom boom boom" scenes, "hahaha" scenes are all available in one movie. Oh my god, I fucking love this movie.
- Program musics are fucking cool, they brought me to another orgasm.
- "A driver don't pick the cars. Mmm-mm. Cars pick the driver." This line, I respect for life. Fucking good dialogs, that one is my favorite of all.
- It's just more than words. I'm running out of vocabs, see how dense is my vocabulary???
If you find this post too vulgar to your liking, whatever lar, I seriously have to use "fucking" to emphasize my words, that's the superlative form of mine. Bear with it or fuck off.
"Mikaela is my dream girl!!!!" - Ryan
-MaDCaT-
