Thursday, November 23, 2006
Some pics...
yoyoyo...rapper wannabe...
sunway lagoon...trying to get a free ticket...
sohai-ing with beelian's scarf
me and pinky
DarthVader???
Thundermatch Technology 4 heroes...
cocky...
meixin and donn
Beelian and jon, bee is the accoutant in our gang...
that's all folks...*music plays*
The Next Malaysian Top Fooser...Ben
EmoFooser, Jon, brought his brother, Ben who's 10 and smart and damn fucking cute (no picture here, sry), to foos with us at Racks. I think he has two days experience of foosing but I can see that he's a potential fooser. His first time was much better than mine.
*note: he's not a smoker, we made him to hold the cancer stick and we took the photo*
Jon, has all the patience in the world to teach and guide him over the table with 8 rods, the table Jon loves. Under Jon's training, Ben will become a pro sooner or later. Dang I dun wanna get beaten by kids younger than me...pls...
*note: he's not a smoker, we made him to hold the cancer stick and we took the photo*Jon, has all the patience in the world to teach and guide him over the table with 8 rods, the table Jon loves. Under Jon's training, Ben will become a pro sooner or later. Dang I dun wanna get beaten by kids younger than me...pls...
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
It's our Premiere!!!
My heart was pounding on my chest, "dupp dupp...dupp dupp..." and I couldn't breathe well as if I had asthma as I stepped into Purple Box Theater. My heartbeat was loud and clear and I must breathe like Darth Vader in order to get enough oxygen. Yes, I was bloody nervous 'cause today's the Premiere of our LAN movie - "A Day in October", depicting the lives of a gang of gangsters- the debut of FART MACHINE PRODUCTION. Make some noise pls....And it's my debut movie of my acting career (like fucking hell I have one...hehe). Make MORE NOISE Pls, may I present Hollywoods' and HongKong's next top actor...ahem...zp...
Unfortunately, we encountered technical difficulties like no subtitles, no sound, laggy scenes and fragmented credits. Hugo, our director, worked his ass off and got himself sicked just for this fucking movie yet, fuck whoever up there that did this do us, all his efforts went down the drain. Fortunately, the movie turned out to be fine but not as well as what we expected. We managed to pull off laughters in PBX during the movie. If the subtitles were working, it would be much better 'cause you really need to read between the lines to get the deeper meanings behind all these laughters. At the end of the day, Hugo had to explained to the audience on the moral values and the meanings. Poor Hugo, we all love you, we are very proud of you!!!
Why??? 'Cause we have ONE HELL OF A TERRIFIC CREW and TALENTED ACTORS that are always strong when the odds are against us!!!! Kudos to all of us!!! We rock like shit and we fart like the fart machine!!!!
I'm so damn fucking proud of us after the premiere. What we've done surpasses every other college students.
"Live long, FART MACHINE PRODUCTION!!!!!!"
-MaDCaT-
Unfortunately, we encountered technical difficulties like no subtitles, no sound, laggy scenes and fragmented credits. Hugo, our director, worked his ass off and got himself sicked just for this fucking movie yet, fuck whoever up there that did this do us, all his efforts went down the drain. Fortunately, the movie turned out to be fine but not as well as what we expected. We managed to pull off laughters in PBX during the movie. If the subtitles were working, it would be much better 'cause you really need to read between the lines to get the deeper meanings behind all these laughters. At the end of the day, Hugo had to explained to the audience on the moral values and the meanings. Poor Hugo, we all love you, we are very proud of you!!!
Why??? 'Cause we have ONE HELL OF A TERRIFIC CREW and TALENTED ACTORS that are always strong when the odds are against us!!!! Kudos to all of us!!! We rock like shit and we fart like the fart machine!!!!
I'm so damn fucking proud of us after the premiere. What we've done surpasses every other college students.
"Live long, FART MACHINE PRODUCTION!!!!!!"
-MaDCaT-
Saturday, November 18, 2006
S is the word
S is a girl. She's not that kind of conventional beauty. She's ugly but attractive in her own way.
S is a papaya tree. She has huge papayas and some people say they're fat papayas.
S is a pacemaker. She makes my heart skip a beat everytime I see her.
S is a frog. She clubs everynight like the frogs beside my house, having concerts.
S is a fox. She's cunning and manipulative, she makes me want to help her without any complaints.
S is a fishmonger. She's selfish, she's never msn-ed me unless I msn her.
S is a drug. It's highly addictive and its soul demolishing capability is unimaginable.
"Forget S you must or perish you will"
-MaDCaT-
S is a papaya tree. She has huge papayas and some people say they're fat papayas.
S is a pacemaker. She makes my heart skip a beat everytime I see her.
S is a frog. She clubs everynight like the frogs beside my house, having concerts.
S is a fox. She's cunning and manipulative, she makes me want to help her without any complaints.
S is a fishmonger. She's selfish, she's never msn-ed me unless I msn her.
S is a drug. It's highly addictive and its soul demolishing capability is unimaginable.
"Forget S you must or perish you will"
-MaDCaT-
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Where to chill???
After being tortured by our very own Dr. Gowda aka Honda Asimo version Gowda 2.0 in his MATLAB session, I went chilling out with jon, bee, pinky, meixin, donn at AC. Wanted to play basketball at SS18 but God somehow pee-ed on us. JIBAI...The rain was heavy like shit...
Therefore, we just drove around in our cars, wandering around, aimlessly, as if we're looking for the fucking clue box in The Amazing Race. We were trying, very hard, to figure out a place to chill and we just couldn't think of one fucking place. Damn shit...
Finally we pulled over behind SMKSU and started singing some shit songs in bee's car with jon. Right, I was the spotlight again, whee... What kind of shit songs can you think of??? Tearin' Up My Heart, God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You, This I Promise You by 'N SYNC, yes 'N SYNC! Damn gay right??? But I love it, so what???
Suddenly, bee looked at me through the holes of the headrest and I took this photo, with my baby, W800i. Kkkk, it wasn't a coincidence, i asked her to do it again so that i could take this pic...OKAY???? SHIT!!!
Pinky then pulled over in her Perdana V6 and we decided to go to a basketball which I don't fucking know where the hell the place is, even now.
At the court, played some shitty basketball with jon and two other ballers. And there's one stupid dialogue that needs to be quoted. It happened after jon refused to pass the ball and took at shot which he badly missed. It's like this...
Me: Your mother's a fishmonger ar??? Jibai why you so selfish wan?
Jon: What the fuck?!?!?! Damn shit wei....HAHAHAHAHAHA...You are so shit man...
Pinky and Donn left during the game. We all left soon after they left as if they started the trend of leaving. Eventually, jon, bee, meixin and I chilled at mamak bristro at ss14 before we went home.
Lousy entry...LAME...
"Everyone around me is so in sweeeeeet love and i'm not. I like this girl but I can't like her."
-MaDCaT-
Therefore, we just drove around in our cars, wandering around, aimlessly, as if we're looking for the fucking clue box in The Amazing Race. We were trying, very hard, to figure out a place to chill and we just couldn't think of one fucking place. Damn shit...
Finally we pulled over behind SMKSU and started singing some shit songs in bee's car with jon. Right, I was the spotlight again, whee... What kind of shit songs can you think of??? Tearin' Up My Heart, God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You, This I Promise You by 'N SYNC, yes 'N SYNC! Damn gay right??? But I love it, so what???
Suddenly, bee looked at me through the holes of the headrest and I took this photo, with my baby, W800i. Kkkk, it wasn't a coincidence, i asked her to do it again so that i could take this pic...OKAY???? SHIT!!!
Pinky then pulled over in her Perdana V6 and we decided to go to a basketball which I don't fucking know where the hell the place is, even now. 
At the court, played some shitty basketball with jon and two other ballers. And there's one stupid dialogue that needs to be quoted. It happened after jon refused to pass the ball and took at shot which he badly missed. It's like this...Me: Your mother's a fishmonger ar??? Jibai why you so selfish wan?
Jon: What the fuck?!?!?! Damn shit wei....HAHAHAHAHAHA...You are so shit man...
Pinky and Donn left during the game. We all left soon after they left as if they started the trend of leaving. Eventually, jon, bee, meixin and I chilled at mamak bristro at ss14 before we went home.
Lousy entry...LAME...
"Everyone around me is so in sweeeeeet love and i'm not. I like this girl but I can't like her."
-MaDCaT-
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
SHIT!!!LMAO!!!
Went to watch a movie with jon, beelian, donn and meixin. Yeah, I'm the spotlight again. Wanted to watch The Prestige but the screening time was too late, so we decided to watch SHIT. Okok, it's called Accepted. I didn't know it's called Accepted until I bought the tickets. I was like...
Me: 5 tickets for SHIT please...
Cashier was like wtf...
Donn: No...It's called Accepted...
Me: I thought it's SHIT??? South Harmon Institute of Technology, rite???
Donn: Yeah, SHIT is the college where those assholes are accepted. So it's called Accepted lar...
Me: Ya Meh???
Of course, I was damn fucking embarrassed.
The movie's stupid but it can be categorised as one of The Funniest Movie I've Ever Watched. I hadn't had a good laugh until I watched this shit. I'd been emo but not anymore, thanks to SHIT, okok, Accepted. I was laughing my ass off during the movie and beelian started laughing at the way I laughed, wtf, hehehe...
I wish I can tell you all the funny stuff in the movie as it'll be no fun for you when you're watching this shit later. So I can't tell you!!!! Go watch yourselves, dicks and pussies!!!!
"Laughter the best medicine"
-MaDCaT-
Me: 5 tickets for SHIT please...
Cashier was like wtf...
Donn: No...It's called Accepted...
Me: I thought it's SHIT??? South Harmon Institute of Technology, rite???
Donn: Yeah, SHIT is the college where those assholes are accepted. So it's called Accepted lar...
Me: Ya Meh???
Of course, I was damn fucking embarrassed.
The movie's stupid but it can be categorised as one of The Funniest Movie I've Ever Watched. I hadn't had a good laugh until I watched this shit. I'd been emo but not anymore, thanks to SHIT, okok, Accepted. I was laughing my ass off during the movie and beelian started laughing at the way I laughed, wtf, hehehe...
I wish I can tell you all the funny stuff in the movie as it'll be no fun for you when you're watching this shit later. So I can't tell you!!!! Go watch yourselves, dicks and pussies!!!!
"Laughter the best medicine"
-MaDCaT-
Sunday, November 12, 2006
It's a wrap!!!
Today was the last day of our filming. Had the "puki gemuk"-yugi scene, "go back to your shit hole lah"-walking scene and the "be mature"-basketball scene.
So glad that it's a fucking wrap; so sad that there's no more filming. This Big LAN (again, not big cock, it's moral studies) project had been keeping me occupied after college until today. I'm gonna be damn bored after all this shit. I'm not the BIG GUY anymore, Ryan is back in the house. I love to act, my childhood dream is to become an actor in bollywood, nono, HOLLYWOOD. I'm gonna miss acting and filming like shit, man. Then, we had a bollywood (malaysian version) scene for the bloopers when all the scenes in the script were finished. It was so damn fucking funny, it's a must watch!!!
aren't we gorgeous???I'm not taking part btw...
So glad that it's a fucking wrap; so sad that there's no more filming. This Big LAN (again, not big cock, it's moral studies) project had been keeping me occupied after college until today. I'm gonna be damn bored after all this shit. I'm not the BIG GUY anymore, Ryan is back in the house. I love to act, my childhood dream is to become an actor in bollywood, nono, HOLLYWOOD. I'm gonna miss acting and filming like shit, man. Then, we had a bollywood (malaysian version) scene for the bloopers when all the scenes in the script were finished. It was so damn fucking funny, it's a must watch!!!
In the afternoon, Pinky went to 1 Utama for the FEMALE 50 MOST GORGEOUS PEOPLE thingy and Donn, Jon and I followed.
aren't we gorgeous???I'm not taking part btw...She's still the most gorgeous among the girls in my opinion. (Happy or not, pinky???)
In the evening, since our poor friend, MeiXin, was grounded due to ridiculous reasons invented by you-know-who, we paid her a visit and took her out to the park nearby her place. She's damn happy to see us, especially Donn, hehe...
At the park, we chilled. Out of a sudden, Gavin and Pinky started chasing each other like those Bollywood scenes, funny shit! Then I raced with her to a particular lamp post and guess what?? I cheated, hehe... We ended up with dirty jeans, thanks to the torrential downpour.
"I heart you guys and gals very much!!!"
-MaDCaT-
In the evening, since our poor friend, MeiXin, was grounded due to ridiculous reasons invented by you-know-who, we paid her a visit and took her out to the park nearby her place. She's damn happy to see us, especially Donn, hehe...
At the park, we chilled. Out of a sudden, Gavin and Pinky started chasing each other like those Bollywood scenes, funny shit! Then I raced with her to a particular lamp post and guess what?? I cheated, hehe... We ended up with dirty jeans, thanks to the torrential downpour.
"I heart you guys and gals very much!!!"
-MaDCaT-
Friday, November 10, 2006
Space Out!!!!!
I've been kinda space out since Monday, damn. There are many things in my mind that keep bothering me now, that's why I haven't been updating my blog.
These few days, I've got weird feelings . I'm sad, I'm mad and I'm happy. I'm feeling weird, how can I have three feelings at the same time???
To make it worse, I sat for ENGR196 and CHEM106 on Tuesday and Wednesday respectively. Guess what??? I flunked them 'cause my brain wasn't functioning very well. I got back CHEM106, it's 30/52, shit rite??? And I can sense that my ENGR196 will not be better off. *SOB* :-(
I don't know what the fuck I'm blogging now. This entry is as messy as my brain now. Sienzzz...
These few days, I've got weird feelings . I'm sad, I'm mad and I'm happy. I'm feeling weird, how can I have three feelings at the same time???
To make it worse, I sat for ENGR196 and CHEM106 on Tuesday and Wednesday respectively. Guess what??? I flunked them 'cause my brain wasn't functioning very well. I got back CHEM106, it's 30/52, shit rite??? And I can sense that my ENGR196 will not be better off. *SOB* :-(
I don't know what the fuck I'm blogging now. This entry is as messy as my brain now. Sienzzz...
Monday, November 06, 2006
Went Foosing @ AC with WangEmoFooser
After shooting the KTM scenes for our Big LAN (note: not big dick, LAN is our stupid moral studies) project, I was driving BeeLian, MeiXin and Jon to Damien(MeiXin's Myvi) near ADP. Exactly at the Kewajipan Roundabout, my dad rang me, telling me to chill first before going home because he was concerned about the flood at Old Klang Road (stupid malaysian government=stupid drainage system)
Me: Hey jon, can teman me or not? my dad told me to lepak first before going home...
Jon: (without thinking) Let's go AC (Asia Cafe).
Me: WTF...Foos again ar...
Jon: hehe...
Bee: (monologue) sweat, not again...
Yes, we did go to AC. BeeLian, you're right, tables with eight rods...his favorite... hahaha...Three games of foosball we played.
The first and second game, we played slowly as he was teaching me how to play. Then I believed he got a bit fed up and suggested that we should play fast and shit game in the third game.
The third game was shitty but it was damn fun, syok like shit!!! He loves shit games. We were laughing at ourselves like shit. WangEmoFooser's signature moves appeared. Hehe...
We had one hell of a great time. We couldn't stop laughing about it and I banged my car with my hand accidentally, TWICE, CONSECUTIVELY, trying to simulate "push" shots in front of Jon. WTF man...
Thank you, Jon, for accompanying me. Thank you, BeeLian, for lending me beelover for an hour. I love you people!!!
-MaDCaT-
"Dwelling around S your mind is."
Me: Hey jon, can teman me or not? my dad told me to lepak first before going home...
Jon: (without thinking) Let's go AC (Asia Cafe).
Me: WTF...Foos again ar...
Jon: hehe...
Bee: (monologue) sweat, not again...
Yes, we did go to AC. BeeLian, you're right, tables with eight rods...his favorite... hahaha...Three games of foosball we played.
The first and second game, we played slowly as he was teaching me how to play. Then I believed he got a bit fed up and suggested that we should play fast and shit game in the third game.
The third game was shitty but it was damn fun, syok like shit!!! He loves shit games. We were laughing at ourselves like shit. WangEmoFooser's signature moves appeared. Hehe...
- Wall passes were accurate like shit.
- Wall passes, sometimes, bounced in.
- "Snake" shots became back passes.
- "Seven" shots with two-men became Beckham's crossings or own goals.
- "Push" shots with three-men bounced back and scored own goals.
We had one hell of a great time. We couldn't stop laughing about it and I banged my car with my hand accidentally, TWICE, CONSECUTIVELY, trying to simulate "push" shots in front of Jon. WTF man...
Thank you, Jon, for accompanying me. Thank you, BeeLian, for lending me beelover for an hour. I love you people!!!
-MaDCaT-
"Dwelling around S your mind is."
Sunday, November 05, 2006
The Dark Side vs The Light Side
Every damn thing has its dark and light side. For example, yin and yang, day and night, good and evil, symbiosis and cancer, valentino rossi and mat-rempits(fuck you)....
VS
I have my dark and light side in me.
They are having conflict, fighting (not with light sabres), arguing at each other.
As a result, I have been moody and emo for the past few days. It's all about S. To me, it's always very hard to let go. I know I'm stupid but what to do, I just like S. Let's see what the Dark Side and the Light Side have to say...
The Dark Side:
Welcome to the Dark Side, my young apprentice. Listen to your Dark Side, it'll make you more powerful. S has a boyfriend, so what? Go get her, my dark lord, she's pretty and has the the big boobs you always wanted, don't be a chicken. She'll be yours unless you give up, show me your courage, my sith lord. Don't give up!!! If you don't believe me, you must believe the Sith Code:
VS
I have my dark and light side in me.
They are having conflict, fighting (not with light sabres), arguing at each other.
As a result, I have been moody and emo for the past few days. It's all about S. To me, it's always very hard to let go. I know I'm stupid but what to do, I just like S. Let's see what the Dark Side and the Light Side have to say...The Dark Side:
Welcome to the Dark Side, my young apprentice. Listen to your Dark Side, it'll make you more powerful. S has a boyfriend, so what? Go get her, my dark lord, she's pretty and has the the big boobs you always wanted, don't be a chicken. She'll be yours unless you give up, show me your courage, my sith lord. Don't give up!!! If you don't believe me, you must believe the Sith Code:Peace is a lie; there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
The Light Side:
Stay on the Light Side, my young padawan. 
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you. Your mind dwells around S, fear of losing her you have, my young padawan. You are not losing her, not yours she is. The Chosen One you are, don't lose your cool. To let go you must learn. Crap the Sith Code is, our Jedi Code rocks!!! Listen...
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
The Light Side:
Stay on the Light Side, my young padawan. Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you. Your mind dwells around S, fear of losing her you have, my young padawan. You are not losing her, not yours she is. The Chosen One you are, don't lose your cool. To let go you must learn. Crap the Sith Code is, our Jedi Code rocks!!! Listen...There is no try; there is do.
There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no chaos: there is harmony.
There is no death; there is the Force.
There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no chaos: there is harmony.
There is no death; there is the Force.
Confused, I am, because of Yoda's backward-talking and the conflict of the Dark and Light Side. Damn, I'm so confused, confused like shit. Speaking like Yoda, I am. See, I'm driving myself nuts. Which side will prevail as the winner??? I don't know...
Sad...Emo...
Sad...Emo...
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
got back my baby...
Fuck!!! This is like the 30th trial to upload photos and I still can upload any. Shit, am I too noob for this? Is this blogger(dot)com just a fucking crap? Or are the pigheads that don't eat pork in Streamyx too fucking dumb?
However, I discovered that eric and I like that the same thing, which is hantam-ing Streamyx technicians.
Life has been miserable for the past few days, one of the reasons-I missed my baby. My ride, Mazda 323 Astina, is my baby. She can reach 210kph(shh...don't tell my parents), can sing like anyone, say Jay Chou, say James Blunt, say Kelly Clarkson...She can also open her eyes like AE86(whee...)...Finally, here is she...YAY!!!!
When she's not around, I missed the adrenalin rushes that she gave me. I could notice the day and night difference in engine power and suspension between proton saga and my baby. Awww.... Missed her singing ability as well, The Three Tenors' are not even close to hers....
Luckily, she's street legal now as my dad has paid the road tax and I can indulge myself in her singing when going out with her....Awww....
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder"
MaDCaT
However, I discovered that eric and I like that the same thing, which is hantam-ing Streamyx technicians.
- They are fucking dumb because they don't consume pork.
- They are not well trained. They don't know how a router works. They can't understand your needs.
- They put you through agonizing "hold on a minute" waits. To make it worse, the music they play sucks like shit.
*****
Enough of complaining, it's blog time for my baby.Life has been miserable for the past few days, one of the reasons-I missed my baby. My ride, Mazda 323 Astina, is my baby. She can reach 210kph(shh...don't tell my parents), can sing like anyone, say Jay Chou, say James Blunt, say Kelly Clarkson...She can also open her eyes like AE86(whee...)...Finally, here is she...YAY!!!!
When she's not around, I missed the adrenalin rushes that she gave me. I could notice the day and night difference in engine power and suspension between proton saga and my baby. Awww.... Missed her singing ability as well, The Three Tenors' are not even close to hers....Luckily, she's street legal now as my dad has paid the road tax and I can indulge myself in her singing when going out with her....Awww....
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder"
MaDCaT
Toys "r" Us
Went looking for DarthVader's LightSabre at Toy "r" Us in subang parade with angie, risheng and shamal after class on Tuesday. It was my first time. As we got into the store, a few masks and plastic wigs caught our attention. And we ended-up like this... 
Then I found what I wanted. To my dissapointment, I discovered that these so-called light sabres were so damn crappy and sold at a price of 20 "lingchikangs". *note 1 "lingchikang" = RM1* Imagine, 5 green plastic cones were put together, that's what they called light sabre. However, there's no harm done to play with them and fool around, at least in my opinion. :PSo we were caught on camera incidentally...
Angie and I were fighting over the picture of her with the pink wig that I'd taken earlier and we ended up as good friends. wtf...
Then we teamed up trying to kill this si emo shamal for making almost everyone around him emo. We failed. His emo-ness kicked in and took over, there was nothing we could do about it, he's just too damn emo. Hehe...At last, I found my DarthVader LightSabre which they claimed to be more realistic and chun. Dissapointed, I was when I saw it. There's not much difference between this and the crappy one. It's still made up of cones, this time, transparent. Don't like it as well...duh...Guess what, the price is 100 'lingchikangs". Nevertheless, I still messed with it and took this shot...Hehe...
